We've all been there – the PC meet the big bad and the dice rolling commences. Hours later, we're still here and the big bad is still mouthing off.
Personally, I love rolling the enemies down, but there are other ways to solve your cruel and violent fight to the metaphysical end. Presenting: 

Showdown from Memory

A micro RPG that fits on a printable badge. Offer your enemy insults instead of punches and erode their smarts. If your table has enough people to make factions, all the better - band together and outwit the opposition, until one of you is left speechless and ergo, defeated.

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Obviously there is plenty that can go wrong here. I suggest using the Lines and Veils and /or X card methods to make sure everybody knows what they're getting into, and how to tap out. Have fun together!

Created for the 58 mm RPG Jam